Cornton Enters Race Back to The Moon
New Space College To Open
We Will Beat The Yanks
In a move that will surprise many residents, the Cornton Community Council announced the creation of two new organisations yesterday. The first - CASA Cornton Aeronautics & Space Agency has unveiled an ambitious plan to beat the Americans back to the Moon. CASA will take over the disused community centre building and convert it into the CEV (Cornton Excursion Vehicle) assembly building. The bus terminus is closely located and this will become Cornton Launch Platform One. The Garages behind the former bus terminus will become Cape Cody Command Centre.
CASA has set the test launch for July 2015, five years earlier than the planned American venture. Development of the CEV will be undertaken by former REME employees concurrent with the training program for plumbers in partnership with the Stirling College's Space and Plumbing Course, stretching both the frontiers of space exploration and the technicalities of the u-bend.
Research and development will be the responsibility of the Cornton Joint Propulsion Labs. "We are up to speed on the Joint part and we just need time to catch up with the rest of the title," a spokesperson for the CJPL told TLC yesterday.
Funding for the projected, estimated at £485 billion should be the subject of a grant from the district councils Leisure & Recreation Directive and the Women's. "These two local authority departments normally fund anything," added the CJPL spokesperson
Suggestions for crew members of early test flights of the CEV, which should take place over Bridge of Allan, have included regulars of the Chalet and elements of the Cornton Alerts Committe. Two other people were later found to be residents of Fallin and it already has enough cadets involved in their very own space program.
The Inaugural General Meeting of the Committee to put Cornton on the Moon
will take place next Wednesday at 6pm sharp in the CEV assembly building (formerly known as the community centre). Tea and sandwiches will be provided and volunteer Space Agency Officers are reminded that the bingo starts at 7:30 so arguments about the electric kettle will be restricted to no more than three minutes
